are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
“The most fucked up thing the universe can do to a person is send them the love of their life at the wrong time.”
(via bl-ossomed)
the signs drunk
- Aries: loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to doing stupid things
- Taurus: is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty
- Gemini: risk-taking, sexual, flirtatious
- Cancer: tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy
- Leo: the king of sloppy drunks. slurs, vomits on people, falls down a lot
- Virgo: is either REALLY LOUD or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out
- Libra: extremely flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves except x10
- Scorpio: gets hella turnt up and fun, then ends crying about their love life and passing out
- Sagittarius: loud and risk-taking. possibly an angry drunk.
- Capricorn: is really good at hiding the fact that they're drunk...until they puke on your shoes
- Aquarius: super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit
- Pisces: huggy and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or possibly angry
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
Eva Herzigova by Helmut Newton, 1997
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
me as a mom
Me: *cares* does it look like a care? Cause I don’t
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